Erika Eineigel is a natural born comedian. I love her more sarcastic articles. She should write a novel-length satire on the fashion world. I would definitely buy it.
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That was the best article I ever read. I grew up in the 70s and I could relate to every one of those dresses. I could picture myself wearing it at some event or other or to work. I swear I had every one of those dresses. Tk u for making me laugh and bringing those memories back. Its good to laugh at urself when u r 70. Great article.Laurie
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